Saturday, June 30, 2012

I hate


myself ! ...when it replaces "me," that is.

I read two novels recently, which I enjoyed very much. The first is The Crown, by Nancy Bilyeau. (2012) Ms. Bilyeau offers an historical novel involving nice nuns, bad bishops, Henry VIII, and other engaging players. Instead of endeavoring to write dialogue in sixteenth-century English, she allows her characters to speak in a way that is sensible and just slightly formal.  However, like their twenty-first century counterparts, her young men and women frequently use a reflexive pronoun when a nominative one needed.  There are many erring characters who say “myself” when they mean “me.”  Here is my favorite:

“Tell everything you know about myself.” Aagh!  How do editors miss bloopers like this?



The second book is The Lantern, by Deborah H. Lawrenson. (2011) It is a captivating page-turner, well-written and nearly grammar-goof free. The author creates a well-crafted mystery surrounding a decaying property in the French countryside. Her descriptive writing enables the reader to feel the sunshine, smell the lavender, sense the damp walls, and fear the unbalanced brother. The writing is so good that I almost hate to mention this mangled pronoun situation. Somehow, though, the editors failed to see this:

"When you first meet someone and they tell you stories about themselves, you have no reason to doubt these are true."

Someone linked with they and themselves? To make this sentence even more sinful, it is known to the reader that the someone in question is a male. There is no justification not to write:

"When you first meet someone and he tells you stories about himself, you have no reason to doubt these are true." 

Right?

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Adverb Advice

I just heard two bad commercials, back to back:

"New Quaker Yogurt Granola Bars-- treat yourself good!"

"Get home safe."  (Smirnoff Premium Malt Mixed Drinks)

These are positive sentiments, poorly expressed.  If young people don't hear the language spoken well, they won't learn it correctly.